Mermaid hair and non fat pie and jessica simpson

So basically im in a little less hateful mood today so i thought i would share (most people already know!) how to get kick ass mermaid hair like that banging chick in mamma mia, i love that movie and i have no life.

Go out and buy a 3 barrel jumbo waver its like 20 bucks if you cant afford it crawl in a hole and eat your hand. For those of you who can ill continue. Also get moose, i like herbal essances cos it smells yum. Okay wash your hair put moose in then blow dry it or let it air dry watever dont care. Then curl it simple as that:) Im so helpful. This is what it will look like if your not retarded:
haha just playing that looks hard but do your best!

Now i will tell you how to make a really LOW fat pie sorry i lied a little. Okay get a reduced fat pie crust like watever size. Put loads of non fat frozen yoghurt in it like choc and vanil and mix it together then put it in the crusty. Then freeze for two hours. Then put non fat cool whip on top. YUM i make it all the time its so good. ALso if you live in cali go to trader joes and get and make the non fat brownie mix its yum in the tum. okay enough diet tips

something occured to me that i realised i hated. jessica simpson no im not jelous thats gay shes white trash. I hate her because shes weird and she suddenly gets this southern boyfriend and all of a sudden shes BBQ barbie and a new country star! Also she said she makes a dutch oven in her sheets in front f her boyfriend, um im pretty sure he'll be calling carrie underwood up any second. She has a dumb voice, she has never gotten the hint that every song/album/movie/relationship she has made have all been failures and embarassments so she should go crawl in the hole with the poor people i mentioned earlier and make a dutch oven for them.


that is all

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